Secretly Unstable

I have been told I am crazy, funny, a good cook, and a decent blogger. These are the expectations I am trying to live up to. Thank you.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

I Love the Following, as of Today

As of today, I love the following things... Tomorrow this can all change....
(in no particular order)

Sunday Drinking, it helps with Sunday night anxiety
Free Pizza, its pizza and its free, GENIUS
My husband, he deals with me and makes me laugh
Bangs, I like bangs, I am not ready to grow mine out
60 Degrees, you can wear whatever you like!
Greek Salad, feta and red onions yum
My brother, he cannot tell a lie
Wireless Internet, I can surf the web on the toilet
Documentaries, the only good for you reality TV
Excel, I am a media planning dork, I live and breathe excel
Blogs, great form of entertainment, who needs professionals?
America's Next Top Model, poor hungry bitches
My parents, they are just crazy enough
Bedroom alone time, that means I get to watch bad TV
Cancel TV Shows, including Firefly, Freaks & Geeks, and Roswell
Sweetpea, she makes me smile
Gossip, you know you love it too!
Mix CDs from friends, thanks Virginia & Sarah
Gay men, best wife sitters ever
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, its campy + Spike (punk rock Vampire)
Sushi, guilt-free gourmet
Flip Flops, good for my square feet
Skulls, they are the new Stars
Geena Davis, she's a tough cookie
Friends with Kids, inspirational
Kermit the Frog, he's a fucking funny frog
Fresh Direct, you can get TP, cupcakes, and beer delivered
Stoli Raspberry & Cranberry, thanks Maria and Virginia!
My gal pals, you know who you are... I love ya
Online banking, poop on checks & stamps
Barbeque, kill it and grill it
Goofing off at work, makes the day dealable
Farting, pure comedy
Cheese, its cheese, its good
The DVR, I watch the Golden Girls on my time
Kauai, paradise on earth
Engagement rings, my precious
Fancy Restaurants, I can work a menu
Dill Potato Chips, its a party in your mouth
Ghet-toes, my toe nails are tacky and cool
AIM, see goofing off

Since today is almost over, that's all I got for now!