Secretly Unstable

I have been told I am crazy, funny, a good cook, and a decent blogger. These are the expectations I am trying to live up to. Thank you.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

My Gender Made Me Like It

There is a ton of chick television on this season. I have no idea what you are watching if you are a dude, I guess sports. But can you really watch sports all of the time? Ok, stupid question. So this season's "what I am watching" is all about the chick programs.


First the new programs: 

Glee: premiere season, and so far the most "facebook status" pick of the season. The show is basically a musical comedy about a glee club. Thank you FOX, you are entertaining me with popular music and I am not resentful at all.

Vampire Diaries: it is not Buffy, Angel, Twilight, or True Blood, but it is the little bit of vampire that I need to get through the week. The characters are attractive, the plot mysterious, and the good hearted vampire is a tortured handsome soul. You can't beat that with a stick.

Eastwick: If vampires aren't enough to get me going, Eastwick gives me witches. Plus that 1/2 Asian lady that I like. Whatever her name is... So far it is cute and the lead male is hot like "Mr. Big" hot. Speaking of Mr. Big:

The Good Wife: The premise of the show is a sad one, the wife of a prominent government official is forced back to work since her hubby (Mr. Big, Chris Noth) had a scandalous video of a hooker-romp leaked and was convicted of a whole bunch of crap. But most of the show is about the case that the wife is handling at her new job and the bigger back story takes a bit of a backseat. You get enough mystery about the back story to keep you interest in the series and the individual episodes are compelling enough to entertain for the 60 minutes.

Flash Forward: the least girly of all of the new shows that I watch. If you like Lost, you will probably like Flash Forward. Mysterious thing happens to the whole wide world, everyone sees 6 months into their future during a 2 minute and 17 second "flash fwd." The first episode gave me a nightmare, but I will just have to watch it during Ruby's naps so not to lose any sleep.

Older Shows: 

Gossip Girl: Can't stop watching those over indulged spoiled rich brats that think they rules don't apply to them. I wouldn't cross the street to pee on them if they were on fire, but I'll watch them on TV.

Bones: I watch for Angel, but if he and Bones get it on, I will lose interest.

Dollhouse: I watch for Joss Whedon, and the actors from BSG .

Castle: I watch for Captain Malcolm Reynolds, see a pattern here?

The Big Bang Theory: I am not a sitcom watcher, as funny as I maybe, but I do enjoy this show.

Army Wives: This show is awful, the acting, the story, but the male actors are hot. And I can watch the show and write this blog and not miss anything.