Secretly Unstable

I have been told I am crazy, funny, a good cook, and a decent blogger. These are the expectations I am trying to live up to. Thank you.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

A History Of Gambling, My Perspective

I thought that everyone gambled.

I used to think that every family bet the ponies. I thought this for a long time. I thought that everyone had family picnics at Belmont Racetrack. I thought everyone's family got together once a month to play poker until 4AM. I thought that everyone's Grandmother fell asleep at the baccarrat table. I even thought that everyone's Godmother sat at a slot machine for 18 hours straight.

Leisurely, and not so leisurely, gambling runs on both sides of my family. And for those that know me, the sides of my family couldn't be more different. My Mom's side, affluent Catholic Filipinos. My Father's side working class, 1/2 Russian Jew, 1/2 Catholic Italians. All of them gamble. Even beyond my blood family, the people I grew up with, all gamblers. Now, no one gambled away their kids toys and missed rent, everyone was/is reasonably responsible. But while other families saved their pennies for vacations and fancy cars, my family likes to enjoy themselves at the track, at the casino, and at the neighborhood poker game. I wouldn't trade a single one of them for a more "financially responsible" person. In fact there is something about the whole business that makes me proud.

My Grandfather on my Father's side, Grandpa Joe, was a fan of the horses. He passed this on to my Dad and my Uncle Alan. My Grandmother on my Father's side also bet the horses, and she played alot of cards. Oh, and don't forget about their love of "their numbers." You know the lottery can be considered the "poor man's tax" and the Paciulli's have paid more than their share. My Uncle Alan, who passed away about a year ago, spent every Saturday at the track and after he retired he spent most of his free time at the local video store playing Quick Draw. He never married, never had kids. At first glance you may think that he lived a less than full life... But I think he lived a fuller life than most people because he lived his life on his own terms. He did his thing. He made good friends doing it. My parents have his ashes in an Urn with a Iron Horse on it. I think he would love that. Growing up my Dad use to take Keith and I to breakfast on Sunday. Lucky enough the diner was right night to the OTB. I was told to wait outside with Keith and hold his hand while my Dad went inside. My Dad didn't want us exposed to "that element." Like waiting outside the OTB on Queens Blvd in December wasn't "exposing us to that element." We never had to wait long, and we got hot chocolate afterwards. That was awesome.

My Mother's side may not be at the track, but they are definitely at the casino. My Lola would sit there knitting while playing baccarrat. Sometimes she would fall asleep at the table, they would just deal her back in when she woke up. And forget about the hours of Mahjong they would all play. Hours, upon hours, upon hours. I can hear the clicking of the tiles as they all reached in and mixed them up. My Titas and Titos still play mahjong and go to the casino, but no one can replace my Lola sitting their knitting and betting thousands of pesos.

And like I said earlier, all of the people that I grew up around had similar fancies. They ran football betting tickets. (I thought everyone was concerned with "the spread.") They sat for hours at shot machines. We had family picnics at the track, vacations at Atlantic City, and poker nights until 4AM.

If I look at my own generation now, the passion for gambling is still going strong. My brother is a VIP host at Harrah's Casino in Chicago. He likes his numbers and does ok with the scratch tickets. Derek enjoys a weekly poker game. And I just sent Derek with $40 to OTB to place my Kentucky Derby bet. (My brother and I both called my Dad within 20 minutes of each other to ask for betting advice.) Every year at XMAS we trade Lottery Scratch offs and sit around the tree with lucky pennies. We even have made our own friends that own racing horses and work at Belmont. And let's not forget about our yearly visit to Las Vegas.

Now I know that everyone doesn't gamble. But I doubt we are alone. When my Uncle Alan died my Dad had decided to keep his ashes, but take a little bit of his remains and sprinkle them at Belmont Park. As my Dad was talking to the funeral director my Dad mentioned taking some to spread somewhere. The director said, "yeah, alot of people do that. The two places that people usually spread the ashes are in the ocean and at the TRACK." Swear to god, my Dad didn't mention a word about the track. Think about that the next time you take a deep breath at Belmont. (Maybe they should incorporate that into their ads, "..2 destination for spreading ashes.")

Some people would take their family's history of gambling as a bad thing. Not me. I like that my family isn't vanilla. Who wants a boring white bread "no risk" family? Not me. The best part is that even though my family likes to gamble, no one ever really wins. We kinda break even. I guess we are lucky enough in love, family, and friends to win the big one. But that doesn't mean we are going to stop trying.

(Wish me luck, I got a $10 exacta box on Brother Derek and AP Warrior, plus $20 on AP Warrior to win. How can I not??)

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Goddamn Pumas!

So I twisted my ankle today walking back to my desk!!! For those of you who know me, you know that I chronically twist my ankle. The last time I twisted it I also fell down the steps, the result of which landed me in physical therapy for 3 months. That was a year ago.

The issue with me twisting my ankle is that I seem to do it for "no reason." Like today I was just walking back to my desk. The time I fell down the steps there wasn't anything to trip on, I just fell. (I was a little tipsy, but still!) The 5+ times before that, there didn't seem to be a reason either!

And before today I couldn't think of any particular factor linking the incidents... and then I noticed the shoes I was wearing today.... my pink PUMAS. It then dawned on me that 6 of 7 times I have fallen I have been wearing PUMAS... mostly the red Pumas that I have, but PUMAS none the less. Can you believe that?! Maybe it seems stupid that this hasn't dawned on me before, but why would I think that a pair of casual sneakers would be my undoing???

Here I am afraid of high heels, when my PUMAS are trying to kill me!

I am throwing out my red Pumas and my pink Pumas. And I am never buying Pumas again.

Up with ADIDAS and VANS!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Bamontes.

(My dining experience at Bamonte's was so damn good that it deserves a blog all to itself. That is proof of some impressive eating.)

Friday I was smart enough to think about the upcoming weekend and realize we had no Saturday night plans. So I called up Bamonte's in Williamsburg and made a reservation for 8:30. I had heard great things about this restaurant, and I read even greater things:

""After 100 years, this Williamsburg "throwback" is still "keeping it real" with "no-nonsense" "red sauce Italian" and "local color" "so classic it's nearly a cliche."" -2006 New York City Restaurant Zagats

I knew I wouldn't be disappointed. I just knew it!

The minute we opened the front door we were greeted with a friendly hello from the bartender. He is reason enough to go back there. He was super friendly, and made perfect bartender conversation. He was like the Irish version of my Dad. And for those of you that know my Italian/Jewish Bartender Pop, Harvey Paciulli, you know that is a great thing. He talked about partying after hours in the 70s/80s, he made small talk about sports and FDNY, and he made reference to his daughters and son. It was a wonderful beginning to a great meal.

So after I enjoyed my house Chianti (always drink the house wine in an establishment like Bamonte's, wine snobbery will ruin the feel of the place) we were seated by a very nice hostess. I was instantly impressed with the decor. It was like my Grandma Jean's living room (my Grandpa Joe's mistress/girlfriend). I expected there to be a music box for me to play with while I waited on seven layer lasagna. The walls we rose pink, there were chandeliers and baroque style paintings, and we were warmed by the glow of dessert display unit. When I sat down I declared that I loved this place, even before cracking the menu.

Looking around the restaurant there was a nice mix of people. There were hipsters (who I am pleased to see are finally enjoying some good Italian food, I am sure they would impress their friends back home in Iowa.). There were Italian-American families with their Gotti kids look alikes. There were yuppies on date night. And couples in their 70s enjoying their bi-weekly visit. You know me, I enjoy diversity - it makes the world a better place, and it made this restaurant REAL.

Now the menu was one of the best traditional italian cuisine menus I have even seen. On top of the usual baked pastas and veal dishes, there was a wide variety of fish and italian specialities like Osso Bucco. And they had a specials section that had about 15 different choices. Very impressive. We ordered appetizers to share, Fried Calamari and Grilled Portobello Mushrooms and I ordered the lasagna. (I just couldn't get my Grandma Jean out of my head. Plus lasagna is a great way to judge an Italian restaurant. You get to sample their pasta, which is homemade, their sauce, and their meat.)

Our waiter was gruff, but attentive, and we didn't wait very long for our food. The mushrooms were so garlicy I swear I was tasting them until around 4:30 yesterday. The calamari was done just right. And my lasagna was out of this world. It was baked perfectly. No runny cheese, no watery sauce. There were little tasty meatballs through out and pasta was out of this world. It was easiely the best lasagna I ever had. EVER. (Sorry Grandma Jean.)

We ordered coffee and a little dessert, a Cannoli. And I am about to make a very very bold statement. But this was the BEST canoli I have ever tasted. I know cannolis. I have been eating cannolis my whole life. This was the best cannoli. The shells was thick and crunchy. Totally fresh. The filling was incredible. It was perfectly sweet and creamy. It was the best cannoli.

To top off the night, the check was reasonable, $35 per person and we were not rushed out of the restaurant. We sat and enjoyed just being there and meal we just had. And upon leaving every staff member smile sincerly and asked us to have a good night and come again. This restaurant was perfect.

I highly recommend checking it out. Make reservations, get there early and have a glass of wine at the bar, share appetizers, and order the cannoli.

Bamonte's, 32 Withers Street, betw Lorimer & Union Avenues. 718-384-8831